you learn to take the little victories
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
what if you was sleeping and it was really stormy outside and you heard a knock on your window and its like 3 am and you flick open the blinds and see this staring back at you
can u just fuking delete
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey
you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk